Saturday, July 3, 2010

Note on Passover

Jews, I hate to break it to you, but Elijah's not coming to your passover festival. He's been dead for millennia, and even if several laws of the universe were thrown out the window, what are the odds he'd pick YOUR little family celebration for his grand reappearance? If by some miracle he DOES come, I'm sure he could wait the 90 seconds it would take to make room for the guest that failed to RSVP and arrived a few thousand years late.

But, given that he's "late" in more ways than one, don't act all surprised when he passes on the traditional Passover grub and opts for BRRAIIIIIIIINSSss….

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