forget the laws

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You: hi asl

Stranger: hi there

Stranger: 19 f canada here, you?

You: 17 m usa

Stranger: cool

You: sup

Stranger: so what's up?

You: lol

You: not much

You: summer

Stranger: lol true enough

You: yep

You: so how do you feel about abortion?

Stranger: it seems like a good option

You: late-term abortion too?

Stranger: sure

You: through all 9 months?

Stranger: yup, i'd say the cut off is at birth

You: so a 6-month premature baby can't be killed but a 9-month fetus can?

Stranger: like i said, birth is the cut off

You: look i've got nothing against vaginas but they aren't magic; passing through one doesn't change who you are.

Stranger: alright then

Stranger: to be completely honest

Stranger: this pro choice stuff is lame'

Stranger: instead

Stranger: we should have pro-abortion, or pro-death if you will

Stranger: mandatory abortions

You: Then why stop at birth?

You: We've got enough nukes to end all life on the planet.

Stranger: because babies are easier to kill

You: You seen Hiroshima?

Stranger: yes, i was there back in the day

You: People can be vaporized.

Stranger: the whol;e thing was blown way out of porportion

You: Or we could just poison the atmosphere.

You: Everyone's gotta breath.

Stranger: go for it

You: You're shitting me, aren't you?

Stranger: more or less

Stranger: bottom line, women have the right to do whatever the hell they want to to something that's inside of them

Stranger: at least that's how i see it

You: Does the same apply to men?

Stranger: yes

You: Okay, what if I were to shrink you down and swallow you, and then slowly and painfully digest you in my stomach?

You: Would the murder be okay because it happened inside me?

Stranger: yes, if you invent a shrink ray, then i think you've earned the right to kill whoever you want

You: What if I just stole one?

Stranger: that would be fine too

Stranger: all things shrink ray related arte fine in my books

You: What if I used a grow ray on myself?

Stranger: grow rays are fine too

You: What if I just got really fat?

Stranger: you would have a hard time catching people to eat

Stranger: you'd be too slow

You: I'd use a Segway and a stun gun.

Stranger: this is acceptable to me

Stranger: maybe when you're done eating people you could wash it down with a few fetuses

You: It is?

You: Are you serious?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i hate babies

Stranger: kill as many of them as you want

You: I'm talking about midgets, not babies.

Stranger: those are fine too

Stranger: eat anyone slow enough to be cuaght and eaten

You: What about you? Are you fine?

Stranger: its natural selection

Stranger: yup, you could eat me too

Stranger: i have it coming

You: What if I just put you in my ear and hacked you to death with a chainsaw?

Stranger: put me in your ear?

You: yes.

You: The thing you hear with.

Stranger: i'm aware

You: Would that be okay?

Stranger: sure, go right ahead

You: But not if I killed you first?

Stranger: no, that would be fine too

You: What if I killed you and didn't put you inside me afterwards?

Stranger: go for it

Stranger: kill whoever you want

You: You're shitting me again.

Stranger: no sir

Stranger: forget the laws

Stranger: and the social convention

Stranger: just do anything you want

Stranger: who am i to tell you not to?

You: Do you really think that?

Stranger: yes

You: You're trolling.

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